July 2016 Jet Set Planet Archives

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.  In other words, I’ll take my eggs over EZ, Jack. (567)


Just because you buy a hygiene product doesn't mean you need one.  (568)


We dig deep into the realm of elevator music in order to make your decent into the bowels of the higher-than-fi all the more special, pleasant and meaningful (569)

Is it true? What they say.  Do I have body odor? Can it really be that bad?  On tonight’s program,  we ignore the B.O. and the unsightly  glandular excretions in order to get to the meat of the matter: MUZAK. (570) 

Fortunately on tonight's program we sink no lower than toilet jokes. (571)